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Green Crack God


(81 customer reviews)


THC: 19% – 25%

Effects: Focused, Relaxed, Creative
May Relieve: Depression, Loss of Appetite, Pain

Although Green Crack God may have a bombastic name, its flowers more than live up to its promise. The buds are medium to large in size and have a rounded, slightly tapered shape, like miniature pinecones. They have a characteristically indica structure, with narrow leaves that curl tightly inward toward their central stems. The leaves themselves are a dark shade of forest green, although occasionally, they will show patches of purple as well due to high concentrations of anthocyanin pigments. Finally, translucent white trichomes and curly orange pistils make these colorful flowers even more eye-catching.

Like a bolt out of the blue, God’s Green Crack strikes users soon after they’ve toked on its heavy, aromatic smoke. At first, the strain may exert twitchy effects in the head like an increase in salivation or a throbbing in the temples. These tics subside soon after they’ve arrived, though, and are followed up by a surge in the intensity of the smoker’s thought processes. Certain concepts may seem more fascinating than they otherwise would, while the user’s train of thought it likely to amble around following from one free association to the next. For properly focused and motivated users, these buzzy properties can encourage productivity on work, whether your to-do list includes demanding, analytical tasks or mundane chores. God’s Green Crack can also stoke the fires of creativity, making it useful to those working on open ended personal projects.

Less than an hour after this high has kicked in, though, smokers should plan to be as relaxed as physically possible. Green Crack God weighs down consumers’ limbs and eyelids in equal measure, rendering any physical exertion very difficult. At this stage, the bud is well-suited to passive activities like snacking and binge-watching, as smokers give themselves over the flow of their immediate surroundings.

The versatile, multi-layered high that comes with Green Crack God can have a range of uses for medical cannabis patients as well. Those with attention deficit disorders may benefit from the strain’s early cerebral properties. Its glow of euphoria, meanwhile, can help to temporarily lift the fog of conditions like stress, depression, PTSD, and anxiety. On the physical end of the spectrum, this bud’s deeply relaxing vibes may soothe aches and pains, whether they’re temporary or chronic, as in the case of conditions like lupus or arthritis. Its tendency to bring about the munchies can even work as an appetite stimulant for those with impaired hunger due to harsh medications or treatments. Because of its sheer intensity, both mental and physical, God’s Green Crack is not recommended for patients who are prone to panic or paranoia.

81 reviews for Green Crack God

  1. cannabisheadquarters (verified owner)

    Smooth smoke! Will get again

  2. juliem00 (verified owner)

    So good! Smooth, mellow!

  3. rdyer29 (verified owner)

    The high is strong it put me to sleep right away but i like something more sativa that keeps me going

  4. kajjindal (verified owner)

    beautiful, strong & good high. def recc

  5. miranda-caines (verified owner)

    Love it!

  6. cannabisheadquarters (verified owner)

    It will be 5 stars next time if you call it gods green crack

  7. sudipshah007 (verified owner)

    Wow.. indeed a great product.. dense and big purple buds.. makes me cough a bit with much relaxing after affects.. will order again when in stock..

  8. sudipshah007 (verified owner)

    Thats the best one .. cracking body high .. will order again ..

  9. NewBrunswick420 (verified owner)

    wow very good quality ! This is one of my favorite <3 Shipping to NB was fast and got a lil extra with my order, very happy 🙂

  10. alecbourque6 (verified owner)

    5 stars for sure! Great product

  11. kleinaaron7 (verified owner)

    This is one of the best strains I’ve ever had. Very impressed

  12. britt.hoover (verified owner)

    Made my dad a little gift basket of goodies and I put some of this in there. My mom sent me a picture of him on the kitchen floor petting the cat and eating peanuts a few hours later having a grand time. Said this strain was a winner so I’ll take his word for it and make that my review!

  13. owengoerk98 (verified owner)

    Amazing bud definitely worth the price

  14. DANK (verified owner)

    good bud

  15. stephanecollin04 (verified owner)


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  17. s.lavender (verified owner)

    it was amazing

  18. samromaniuk (verified owner)

    Lives up to the name ‘

  19. chris.stone760 (verified owner)

    awesome product

  20. gregory-allen09 (verified owner)

    one of the best strains

  21. 780skippy (verified owner)

    Not too strong

  22. jamieleeparker16 (verified owner)

    Nice energizing strain. Really tasty!

  23. maximebriere1669 (verified owner)

    this is not for beginners

  24. eyman (verified owner)

    Fav strain on the site

  25. mhawk1548 (verified owner)

    Very nice

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  27. C. Long (verified owner)

    This is, hands down… the BEST weed on this site. It is amazing in Smell, Taste and High. It’s truly made for the Gods, by the Gods.

  28. cn3plusz (verified owner)

    Love it , just been waiting for it to make a comeback and in the cart it will go.

  29. gabe.arseneau (verified owner)

    Has to be some of the prettiest stuff a plant can yield. Almost felt bad burning it.

  30. kelvinmarley96 (verified owner)

    If you want to be high as fuckk this is what you needd!!

  31. kajal_singh93 (verified owner)

    This is the best weed on this site!!!

  32. kajal_singh93 (verified owner)

    This is the best weed my new fav

  33. caya116 (verified owner)

    Great smoke

  34. zwickc (verified owner)

    Not as good as I hoped but pretty, pretty, pretty good. High AF.

  35. GanjaManja (verified owner)

    Worth every penny

  36. GanjaManja (verified owner)

    Excellent purple buds. Smoked like a dream

  37. 780skippy (verified owner)

    Great high

  38. cn3plusz (verified owner)

    This is the bomb )! I will buy again and hope it’s as good as the 1st, almost never is. Lol. Anyway great job on this one.

  39. deblaine76 (verified owner)

    Vandam delicious!

  40. N.Robertson (verified owner)

    Good smoke and great buzz. Worth it

  41. Jill Sharp (verified owner)

    this slaps. such a mellow high. will order again!

  42. haydenhodson16 (verified owner)

    very nice smelling and smoking, great buds

  43. Simo (verified owner)

    I like it

  44. Simo (verified owner)

    Good strain not my favorite

  45. brettabernethy (verified owner)

    I’m a sucker for a sale and it was over $7/g. It’s very good. Great aroma and very smooth smoke. This is the good medicine. It hits.

  46. ryandavie15 (verified owner)

    Theres no green… its like 95% purple. Best strain ive tried on this site

  47. eyman (verified owner)

    this one is one of the best flowers on this site. I just tracked down some seeds and I cant wait for them to get here so I can start my next ofganic grow. Worth it , very potent , BUY IT 🔥

  48. kelvinmarley96 (verified owner)

    simplement wow

  49. jamie_noname (verified owner)

    Amazing so much crystal, tight compact buds, purple and nice smoke.
    Will defiantly purchase this bud again. Cant believe I got it at such a good price.
    Received within 7 Days.

  50. the_uncivilized (verified owner)

    good stuff good prices always

  51. greenwarrior (verified owner)

    One of the most powerful strain I try on this site so far

  52. nieceyhyde (verified owner)

    This stuff is absolutely amazing! Couldn’t ask for better quality. Will definitely be reordering some more of this. 10/10 would recommend

  53. heute89 (verified owner)

    super dense bud and great buzz

  54. Lane (verified owner)

    An absolutely positively delightful and insightful and surprisingly delicious treat.

  55. jackcandy (verified owner)

    Love these buds. So far this is my favorite strain from haute. Smooth and strong, can’t go wrong. In fact, I am going to place another order right now..

  56. Lane (verified owner)

    Wow this is exceptional bud. Premium Sativa IMHO.

  57. BodhiDharmaGanjaBaba (verified owner)

    This bud is sick! nugs are tight and purple, smells boom! Great for anytime of day! Def gonna order again!

  58. anavu (verified owner)

    One of my favourite strains

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  60. marioricher1967 (verified owner)

    Je viens tout juste de l’essayer.. J’ai plein de projets dans la tête , mais je suis cloué sur le divan lollll

  61. bjnorthup98 (verified owner)

    best strain

  62. bjnorthup98 (verified owner)

    one of my favourites

  63. bellemoren (verified owner)

    Fantastic! Looks and taste so good

  64. daleyadada (verified owner)

    One of my favourites on this site so far. Nice tight frosty nugs! Nice relaxing, but not couch locking high. Helped me get through the day!

  65. mmitch13 (verified owner)

    Great for pain, buds were nice tight and purple. Great tasting weed!

  66. lzoppa (verified owner)

    Wow nice taste nice high!

  67. lzoppa (verified owner)

    Wow smelled good and smoked better. Buds were a lil dry but great with vape!

  68. henhawke (verified owner)

    Wow every bud is purple

  69. ben.mier (verified owner)

    Great strain, potent strain, beautiful shades of purple, nice cerebral high

  70. mario.element (verified owner)

    Wow! Excellent strain. Very potent. I liked it very much and I recommend it.

  71. lsmithbc43 (verified owner)

    This was amazing! Def reorder!

  72. bhezzy (verified owner)

    Top shelf bud, did not disappoint

  73. (verified owner)

    absolute GAS top shelf stuff!!!

  74. alecmacd5 (verified owner)

    WOW, nice purple buds and covered in crystals

  75. x.kristinarichard.x (verified owner)

    amazing stuff, wish I bought more when on sale

  76. Yoko (verified owner)

    My head started to tingle on my first inhalation, was sweating all over by the end of a fatty. Great buzz. Gorgeous weed

  77. kieytrist (verified owner)

    Beautiful purple bud!!! Great tasting n smoking

  78. stefan_kolesnikoff (verified owner)

    beautiful beautiful beautiful!!!

  79. daunais (verified owner)

    A big big big two thumbs up
    so freaking nice!,npurple as crazy and tasty Colors everything is good about that weed BUY IT !!

  80. bcmw90 (verified owner)

    Supposed to be one of the strongest sativas

  81. henhawke (verified owner)

    whoa made me schmelloww

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